Now that London Collections: Men (aka London Fashion Week) is just a distant memory, we're here to reflect on all of the shows that debuted over the weekend in Milan. I've never been to Milan, and other than Fashuns Week I'm not sure I want to. Florence I can fuck with because Pitti seems hilarious, and Rome is well, Rome. But Milan? Isn't that shit like the Pittsburgh of Italy?
We'd also like to take a moment to cherish the proper runway photos we have courtesy of Style.com. I don't think my eyes could handle another blurry runway photo on Instagram. We get it. You are influential and are in the front row eating expensed bolognese. Anyway, check out the noteworthy looks from Milan's early shows and check back tomorrow for part II, dawgies.