Hair Ye, Hair Ye: What Your Facial Hair Is Really Saying

Your lip-fuzz might be saying more than your actual mouth.

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At this point, it seems like the number of men with facial hair outnumbers that of clean-shaven guys. The amount of beards, moustaches, sideburns, and other sculpted facial follicles is pretty absurd, and each one is a reflection of the wearer's sense of style and desire to present themselves in a certain light. Guys may think that a certain 'stache or beard exudes sophistication or manliness. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and this is what people are really hearing when you unleash your facial hair upon them. No matter what your explanation and logic may be, this is What Your Facial Hair Is Really Saying.

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"My beard is naturally perfect. *Hides entire drawer full of grooming products*"

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"Ladies, you might not want to leave your drink around me."

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"I'm scared of vulnerability so I hide behind this big, bushy beard."

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"Is 1994 cool yet?"

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"Check out my sharp jawline."

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"I don't care what you say, I think I'm interesting."

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"I'm finally a man! *Voice cracks*"

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"Can we actually take another route? I'm not allowed to walk near any schools."

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"I am a virgin."

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"I give up."

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