The voice of the Internet, The Kid Mero, will be offering his opinions on everything from fashion to family values, algebra to defensive driving on Complex.com, twice weekly. Mero speaks for himself, his views do not necessarily reflect those of Complex.com, Santa's Workshop, Jerry Saltz, or the The Metropolitan Museum of Art Board of Trustees. You've been warned.
WHATS GOOD MY GUYS IT'S YA BOY KID MERO AKA THE HUMAN DURAG FLAP BKA THE PERSONIFICATION OF A BUSTDOWN ON A NEWPORT AND I AM CURRENTLY REPORTING TO YOU FROM A WAR TORN AREA OF THE BRONX WHERE MUTHAFUCKAS ARE PLAYING KNOCKOUT AT OUTSTANDING RATES AND CRACK IS BEING SOLD WITH ALARMING CANDOR. JK I GOT A DRIVEWAY OWW.
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT RAP AND RAPPERS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? IF WE BEING REAL RIGHT NOW I THINK ABOUT COOL SHIT LIKE DRUGS, SHOOTINGS, TITTIES AND BUTTS. I DO NOT HOWEVER THINK ABOUT "FINE ART" OR "MODERN ART" OR "ABSTRACT ART" OR "BASIL ART" OR WHATEVER. BUT LATELY THIS IS A TREND B. RAPPERS WANTING TO EITHER BE OR BUY ARTISTS AND ART. VISUAL ART, CUZ IF I DON'T CLASSIFY MUTHAFUCKAS MUSIC AS ART THEY PROLLY GET OFFENDED. DONT WORRY MY PAL YOUR LATEST STRIP CLUB SONATA IS DEFINITELY ART IN MY EYES EVEN IF BILL OREILLY JERKS OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF TALKING SHIT CONDESCENDINGLY ABOUT IT ON HIS SHOW. FUCK HIM THOUGH HE IS A COWARD WITH A CLITORIS SIZED DILZ.
HERE'S SOME PICTURES OF RAPPERS WITH ART OR DOING ART OR "BEING" ART. LOL "BEING ART". THAT'S GONNA POP UP IN A KANYE RANT IN THE NEAR FUTURE I BET YOU 400 EUROS.
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