Era: 2000-2002
As seen on: Dudes who cut their own hair with Oster brand clippers; virgins; fantasy football league commissioners 

Obviously, he's been wearing a helmet, but this is still one busted cut. You know that guy at your office who wears a salsa stained hockey jersey every casual Friday? He has this haircut, right? Right. Don't fret young Thomas, your life is about to kick everyone else's life's ass very soon. And, as implausible as it sounds, your lettuce is going to get a lot weirder.