Era: Spring 2011
As seen on: Retired professional wrestlers at Gold's Gym; junior high pom-pom squads; Mark Sanchez that one time
It's amazing what a $30M contract, a fistful of Super Bowl rings, and Gisele Bundchen can do to a man's moxie. Exhibit A: The perceptible, borderline insane self-confidence it takes to pull a move like this in public. At this rate, California Cool's going to be wearing cornrows and eyeliner to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.