Era: Winter 2010
As seen on: Guys who harvest walrus meat for sport; psychotic shut-ins; biker gang hitmen
Brady looks like the heavy in a film starring Brian Bosworth, in which Boz has to stop the Patriots quarterback from offing the town sheriff by delivering a lethal hit to No. 12's blind side. That said, you're looking at a guy who's in the throes of a 36 touchdown season, so maybe Geno Smith would be well-served by growing out his head like the sixth member of Deep Purple.