While you and your band of broheims don’t see nothing wrong with a little Tier Zero love, you best believe that unbridled thirst does not fly IRL. Your employer and parents (hell, even your house pets) are getting real tired of the inability to control your furious Lunarhorn. Circumvent hours of needless rage with Church’s office/beach ready styles from their new S/S 14 collection.
The typical array of Church’s favorites is still omnipresent, with their iconic 4 eyelet chukkas front and center, but the Northampton shoe maker has also been feeling McNasty vibes with their many redbrick and softer sole releases. While the new drop feels an awful lot like the old one, familiarity—backed by really really good construction—has always been Church's' strength. Besides, you’d only be wearing these indoors anyway, and your latest Quickstrike pre-order fits pretty neatly into whatever bag you’re carrying to work that day.