What Your Favorite Winter Accessory Says About You

Fingerless Gloves

You're a chronic masturbator. Your fingerless gloves let everyone know you can't live without having your fingertips accessible for your iPhone, which you constantly use to access various social media sites...or mobile porn. You should try and concentrate on keeping your fingertips warm, seek sex addiction counseling and tell all your friends you've "got some real life shit to figure out."

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