This coming Monday will be a day of mourning all across America. Thousands of people will call out of work. A somber pall will be cast over our country’s schools. There will be a rending of garments and gnashing of teeth. The day we’ve all feared is finally upon us. The People's Champion, The Shelby Sensation, The Reverse Apache Master, The Man with the Golden Dick, Doctor Cock and Balls, La Flama Blanca himself Kenny Powers will be taking his snakeskin-booted walk into the sunset.
Kenny Powers has taught us so much over four seasons of Eastbound and Down. Science has proven that those who watch the show are better lovers, fighters, and users of recreational narcotics thanks to the teachings of America’s favorite reliever. But, alas, it's time we send him off with a long overdue tribute to the best dressed professional athlete since Dennis Rodman. Here are Kenny Powers' Best Outfits From Eastbound and Down.
If you don’t appreciate this curveballin’, jet-skiin' fashion killa, you’re fucking out!