This heather grey vest (or "gilet" if you are a dick) by Arpenteur gives me very evocative feels. For some reason (read: clothing arouses me) I’m catching heavy Fassbender Shame vibes off it. Made in a waffle knit sweatshirt material, it's perfect for wearing while jogging in nondescript gentrified neighborhoods. While you’re at it you can think about how alienating your sexual perversities are and how they prevent you from pursuing emotionally enriching friendships devoid of carnal intention. Alternatively, you can wear it like a normal human person, as a 2nd or—GASP!—3rd layer while having Thursday brunch if your life is particularly blessed up.