Fashion Police: Goat Edition

Nov 27, 2013
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You guys, goats are crazy. Some photographer even noticed that goats were wearing sweaters in Jaipur, India. Turns out, it can get kinda cold during the winter and the sweaters help the goats stay warm like they were people or some shit. AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT A GOAT IN JAIPUR COULD EVEN BE WEARING A SWEATER MADE OUT OF ITS OWN WOOL! I know, I thought this was just another weird art project designed to "start a dialogue" too. Lame artists always want to start dialogues. Anyways, thanks to the Bill Cunningham of goats, we can now fashion police the fuck outta there four-legged hipsters.

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This is James. He’s 22, just graduated from Vassar and is wearing his grandfather’s J. Press sweater.

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Andy in the pink sweatshirt always wants to go to brunch, but never wants to pay for brunch.

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Saturdays is getting sooo crowded these days.

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Ayo, I heard you and Doug Bilhmaier have the same vintage spot.

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HOOD BY AIR IS PLAYED OUT, YOU FUCKING GOAT.

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I "get" the whole drapey, unconstructed look, I just can’t pull it off, you know?

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I read in GGD (Goats Garb Daily) that having a human is trending pretty hard for Resort 14.

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Raf Simons made that sweater, Janine. You could at least pretend that you like it.

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Peep this goat’s jewelry game. Talk about accessorizing like a true OG (original goat).

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Everybody knows the real reasons goats eat garbage is because they spend all their money on visvim necklaces.

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Wow, I haven’t seen the Patagonia anniversary collection in the streets yet. You must have a sick PR connect.

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Anyone else get a little geeked when they actually see some Soloist by Takahiro Miyashita in person?

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Derek’s lame friends made fun of him for wearing a poncho. Hang in there, Derek.

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More proof that noragi/kimono appropriation is a slippery slop.

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Everybody knows Jason wears his Margiela scarf everywhere because it's the only piece he owns, but they never say anything.

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