Oh okay Converse, I see you with this thing you call the Chuck Taylor Bosey Boot. The first pair of Chuck Taylor’s I got with my own money (aka my allowance aka my parents’ money) were olive drab. My mom and dad took me to this store in Ann Arbor that was super fucking cool. All the college kids shopped there. It sold pretty much exclusively Levi’s, Lee and Converse. I remember the salesgirl left several buttons open on her denim shirt. She said my choice of green sneakers was "cool". DEAR MARKETING PEOPLE, JUST HAVE A CUTE COLLEGE GIRL WITH CLEAVAGE TELL A PUBESCENT BOY THAT SOMETHING IS COOL. HE WILL BE A FAN FOREVER.