BREAKING: Couples Switching Clothes Is Still Stupid

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This couple throws really elaborate roof top soirees that involve D.I.Y. stations and they never, NEVER have enough booze.

See how both of them look like complete assholes with that bowtie on? NEVER WEAR A BOWTIE UNLESS YOU HAVE A TUX ON AND YOU’RE EITHER SMANGING AN EXOTIC FEMALE OR ASSASSINATING SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

Is that Steve Aoki? Is that a flower crown? Guys, avoid girls who wear flower crowns, they’ll make you do stupid photoshoots where you have to wear each others clothes.

It should be no surprise that there’s another bowtie in this series. Bowties are the flower crowns for men. Also, what the fuck was going on with the weather in this shot? A peacoat but your girl is wearing thigh highs? I’m even more confused now than when we started.

Their first born will be named using the last name of an Existentialist. Like, Sartre or Kierkegaard or, really, anything extremely embarrassing.

I think I know this couple. They panhandle outside the Starbucks on nearly every college campus in America.

YOW! The Frank Muytjens look works for girls too!

I was gonna make fun of these two, but I can’t. They look like that really nice couple that holds the door for you when you check into the hotel and recommend the diner that serves legit corn beef hash.

Don’t ever travel with this couple. They bicker the entire time while still calling one another "babe".

They both applied to intern with Jeremy Scott but even he was like “Nah, son.”

This couple has an urban farm here in Detroit. Instead of growing weed they grow stupid vegetables like rutabagas.

Yo, for real I thought this was like a brother and sister or something. They look way too similar.

This couple looks decidedly pedestrian, but they FUCKING RAGE at Ruby Tuesday.

Dude, who wears a jacket and jeans to a pool? Especially when you’re girl is wearing a fairly lightweight looking dress.

Coachella street style will never change. This couple would have been cooler and cuter if one of them was wearing the Jordan jersey and the other wore a Pippen jersey. BJ Armstrong could work too.

Damn, homie wore a suit to Tatooine. Props.

This couple will have a child that disappoints them by pursuing a career in fashion instead of medicine.

Damn my guy, you look better in the dress. Maybe it’s because you look like a shittier version of NYC’s hipster cop in your regular gear.

This is that band LMFAO, right?