You can hate on Star Trek fans all you want, but they personify the no-fucks-given lifestyle. And they deserve to be comfy, too. With their needs in mind, Star Trek has created the coziest of robes for them to wear as they stay in on Friday nights and enjoy maintaining their virginity while watching marathon sessions of The Next Generation.
Head-to-toe cozy pajama suits, robes, and warm socks are now available on Star Trek's website, and will let you snuggle up as you woof down your calzone you've waited all day for, and troll the fuck out of people who can't properly speak in Klingon.
We don't recommend you go out in public in these suits, but if you do, you'll instantly become the Hugh Hefner of the sci-fi world. Shop the gear here, and may your swagger live long and propser.