We've called soccer kits ugly in the past, but after seeing these new uniforms for the Spanish football club La Hoya Lorca, we have to apologize. Actually, no. We don't apologize because all of those kits are ugly, but La Hoya Lorca has taken it up (or down) a few levels with these atrocious things they call their away kit. The uniform design is inspired by one of the largest agricultural exports of their region of Spain: broccoli. But it wasn't enough to keep the design basic and add a piece of broccoli on the chest or back...they went full veggie, and you never go full veggie. How does anyone take a team seriously when they're dressed like a bunch of rejects from a kindergarten play? They've really set the bar high for worst kit in the history of the sport.