Every Halloween people either spend way too much money and time on an elaborate costume, or they scramble at the last minute to dress up in a struggle-costume that's supposed to look like some version of pop culture's latest sensation. If you're hecka unlucky, your significant other forces you into a couples costume that is both emasculating and demeaning.
This year, forget all that costume noise. There's plenty of dope clothing that you can rock on Old Hallow's Eve without freezing your ass to death and making it impossible to piss. Don't worry, you won't be that guy at the party who doesn't dress up, because all this gear is macabre as fuck. Stop going to Ricky's, and put the glitter down. All you need are these Perfect Clothing Items for Halloween That Aren't Stupid Costumes.