Hey you! Yeah, you, in the cubicle, with the Cheetos dust all over that Margiela fisherman sweater. You hate your job. Don’t try to tell me you like being Associate Researcher for Spreadsheet Efficiency, filling every Excel cell with each letter of the alphabet for some idiot boss named Steve who smells like Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren and calls you “Chumpy”. I know how to get you out. Let's explore.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.