Actor: Hugh Jackman
Film: Swordfish (2001)

Real hacking isn't exactly a creative pursuit, but movie hacking definitely strokes the imagination. The daringly bad Swordfish, known more for showing Halle Berry's breasts than anything else, is the story of a hacker Stanley Jobson. Where the movie really goes off the rails is the hacker tryouts, where Stanley must hack into a government system in 60 seconds with a gun to his head while getting a blowjob. The logistics are outrageous enough without the (surprise!) last second finish. If you are somehow brave enough to continue watching after this scene, you might also want to check out some paranormal romance novels from the library because you're into weird fantasies.