You need a whimsical scarf this winter because everyone's getting pissed off that you're all about "minimalism" now. A scarf, like these ones with cats and dogs doing funny things from Our Legacy are a great way to remind people that you aren't as boring as the clothes you wear, even if you are. At first I was worried these wouldn't be large enough to actually be worn like a scarf, but it turns out they're basically 4 feet by 4 feet aka fucking huge. So, if the whole scarf thing doesn't work out for you, it can pull double duty on the end of your bed to accompany the "Le Corbusier-themed" (read: Ikea-themed) apartment you've got going on. Actually, chances are your apartment is overrun with clothing you don't like anymore, so just add this scarf to the pile at the end of the season.