Whenever you're bored and need a laugh, look to the wonders of Craigslist because it never disappoints. This Detroit seller is trying to unload what may be the worst best piece of furniture of all time. The listing claims that the couch was custom made for $20,000 and that the owner's wife hates it and wants it gone. We don't believe the build cost for a second, but the part about the wife hating it is definitely a possibility, being that the couch has seven leather vaginas along the back. Only a group of college jocks would find this couch appealing, and they would only want it to do gross and unsanitary things on and to it. Our advice to the seller would be to burn this cooch couch and count your losses.