Style Tips You Can Learn From Tom Haverford of "Parks and Recreation"

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Start your workday off with a bang. If you can't do dead animals, then do velour headwear.

You didn't think you'd be swimming at that pool party, did you? Here's your chance to show off a unique floral pattern, and don't be scared to get matchy-matchy with it. 

You're the king of the jungle, playa, so dress like it. Just remember, your clothes should match the majesty of a lion, but your prowling techniques should not mirror the animal's preference for the sickest and the oldest prey.

The bigger the scarf, the fluffier of a pillow you can turn it into when you're flying high. And don't forget that the babes on the plane are judging you solely by the swag of your bag.

Just because it's the weekend doesn't mean your swag should lag. Thom Browne cardigan with the dirty white bucks? Ooh, kill 'em!

Swag doesn't have an off-season, so don't think your steez should dip along with the temps.  A velvet blazer should do the trick for fall, but don't ever switch up the pinky ring.

Even if you can't translate sleepiness into dreaminess like Ryan Gosling, you can still channel this modern-day style icon. Very rare statement pieces like this jacket should only be broken out for the swaggiest moments, but when you do, warn your loved ones about the amount of stunting they're about to witness.

Sometimes the best way to floss is to floss a little less than everyone else. Go tieless at your next ceremony to make a statement, but allow your other accessories to express your swagger.

Sometimes inspiration can come from the most unexpected of places, like a disco ball, or a robot from Miami. Keep your eyes open, and you might just show up at the next boring formal event in an outfit that's anything but.

When you're burning the midnight oil with the honeydip from sales, try actually breaking out some scented oils to go along with your professional but swagged out look. If done right, mixing patterns won't be offensive, unlike how HR will feel about you two making sweet corporate love in the office kitchen.