How the fuck does this ts(s) coat looks old as hell, but also kinda modern at the same damn time? It’s gotta be that curved placket. Unlike your penis, girls will like it when your placket curves a bit. Sorry, but it’s been at least 3 months since I made a dick joke and, be honest, you didn’t really see that one coming did you? MUAHAHA! TWO DICK JOKES! BOOM! The more expensive the item, the more dick jokes I'm allowed to make. And this jacket is eleven hundred dollars. IMAGINE IF I WROTE THE COPY FOR MR. PORTER. THAT SHIT WOULD BE STRAIGHT HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY.