You may have seen this idea before because I invented it 4 months back, but like any good idea shit is multi-dimensional. I can use the rapper metaphor for anything that is socially relevant and since we are only 2 games into the NFL season now is that time. I'm gonna do my best to try and hit these quarterbacks as rappers comparisons right in the fucking numbers, firing numerous pigskin darts like U-O-E-N-O. Hut one, hut two, leggo.

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