You need more accoutrement in your life. Where are all your pins and jewelry and hats and topical jokes? They just help pull everything together, you know? These enameled pins Kate Jones (of Ursa Major fame) made for FairEnds are just that type of accessory. They work as hat pins, lapel pins, bag pins...I mean, they're fucking pins, so you can probably figure out how they work because you're a big boy. I trust you.