Born in Arizona
Dresses like: Someone with several pet boa constrictors
State's honorable mention: Joe Jonas

We don't care how many millions of dollars Dierks Bentley is worth we know he steals cable. This is the look of a man that leaves his child alone in the car when he hits the strip club. See this picture? That's at the CMT's, AKA country music's Academy Awards with lift kits and pervasive type 2 diabetes, and this guy looks like he's about light his RV on fire and brag about the insurance payout on Facebook. SMH.