This forest green shell thing from Patagonia is TIGHT. Speaking of tight, isn't it weird how in a colloquial sense, the word "tight" can mean both "cool" and "angry"? I don't think there's another word that's like that. You can't just be like, "Yo, that jacket is so corny, breh. But, like, in a good way, you know?" Whatever word you are using, it probably applies to the pockets on the front of this jacket, which are perfect for all sorts of nonsense, while those hook things are something I guess you would use for, like, actual hiking? Look bro, I don't know why things are the way they are on technical apparel, or why companies who make technical apparel find the need to retain "authentic details" when making their shit. Like I said, things in my life are only either tight or tight.
