Beamed straight from some dude who thinks the most important meal of the day is best served with a dollop of Photoshop comes Rappers & Cereal: a Tumblr consisting of rappers holding custom cereal boxes. Morning staples like Lucky Lamars, Snoop Loops and Jigga Jacks can all be found in this guy’s fantasy cereal aisle. Too bad they’re only available at the Trader Joe’s across from Thug Mansion. Somebody fire that marketing director.

Rick Morrison is a writer living in North Carolina. Follow him on Twitter here.