Lower East Side retail staple Epaulet just unveiled their twist on the legendary German Army Trainer silhouette. Available in 4 colorways at $275 dollars, these made in Italy sneakers are actually not the craziest things you'll see on the Internet today. Which is a relief, I'm sure, because, at least for me, looking at the Internet all day long is straight exhausting. Can I get an AMEN?! Epaulet's pricepoint falls nicely between the dirt cheap, but impossible to find authentic GATs (from actual real life Germany) and the luxurious "replicas" you've seen roughly a thousand times on this site already. Maybe I can convince my dad to buy the brown joints instead of the Aldo hybrid joints he thinks make him look "young."