Whether she's a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or (shudder) Miranda, this girl isn't in the office to work; She's in the office to work. Every moment in her life and at this magazine is just another stop on her personal jet that's making its final approach towards FabGlamMaj City. She knows the exact spot in the office with the best lighting for her selfie game, and when her boss scolds her for making the photog do an impromptu shoot with her, she just considers this brushing another hater off her Proenza Schouler-draped shoulder.