This person is the wacky eccentric who is posted up on a whole 'nother level of cognition and existence. What that means is they can create insanely breath-taking and impossibly glamorous editorial spreads, but ordering off of Seamless and other everyday tasks are way beyond them. If their creative skills hadn't been discovered and applied at a fashion magazine, they'd probably be on an episode of Hoarders or finding a new ingredient to add to meth.