The Social Media Addict
Pros: Guaranteed to up your followers on Twitter/Instagram
Cons: You're second to her relationship with the Internet
Where to meet her: Twitter, duh
Whether she runs social media for an agency or a brand, the Social Media Addict only cares about the "M" word: metrics. She might even not take you up on your dinner invitation if you have less than 1,000 Twitter followers. She probably has beautiful eyes, but they're usually glued to her smartphone. The only ways you know you're still dating are if she still instalikes all your Instagram photos and the occasional @ mention to her "boyf" on Twitter.