Pros: Really successful, Baller-ass pad
Cons: Likely to grow tired of you; Will break your penis with voracious sexual appetite
Where to meet her: Hotel bar; Interning for her

Seasoned is an understatement when you are speaking about the J.I.C., she's marinated. She's helped countless businesses make millions, and didn't have time to pay attention to dating, and now that she's got some free time, she wants to buy some toys, more like boy toys.