The Actual Model
Pros: Is hot, like so hot she gets paid for it; Goes to the gym as much as you
Cons: Will probably leave you for someone rich, famous, or both
Where to meet her: Paris, Alexander Wang's afterparties
Unless you are an athlete, actor, chef, or rapper, you might not ever have a chance to date the Actual Model, but you can dream, right? The odds are in your favor if she gets well-paying gigs for awesome brands but still remains relatively under the radar. But if Victoria's Secret comes calling, the future Angel is officially out of your league.