8. Ryan Tannehill
Team: Miami Dolphins
Dresses like: A dude unbefitting of that ridiculously hot blonde on his arm
There’s a time and place for every look. When it comes to Ryan Tannehill, that time is 1999 and that place is the eighth grade dance. Not every athlete needs to care about his or her steez, but this guy is the face of a franchise in Miami and square toed shoes are unacceptable. Translation: he should have an aircraft carrier’s worth of Brunello Cucinelli suits and no fewer than three neck tats.