Sassafras pants are fucking crazy and that’s why I love them. I have no idea how functional pockets like these really are, but who the fuck cares about functionality when they look this fucking good? I’ve never ordered anything from Inventory, but I bet you their product wrapping and presentation game is on point. I just get that vibe from those guys. I totally judge a store on it’s product wrapping game. NOT EVEN SOME TISSUE PAPER? I SPENT A TON OF MONEY ON A WHIMSICAL GARMENT. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS COCOON THAT SHIT IN SOME BRANDED PACKAGING.
