9. You have an unwavering dedication to your favorite creators.
You have gotten into heated arguments about George R.R. Martin and how he totally blows Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series out of the water. You will shank someone who talks shit about Stan Lee. On the other hand, the clothing nerd cried during Raf Simons' last fashion show for Jil Sander, and can tell you the birthday of all of the members of the Antwerp Six. For savvy streetwear heads, James Jebbia and Shawn Stussy are forever trill, and Rei Kawakubo IS THE GOD.