These striped tees are pretty basic, but they can really pull a look together, you know? I feel like that's something I'm supposed to say. I never think to buy striped T-shirts because I always spend my money extremely irresponsibly, so by the time I see some cool striped tees, I’m broke. But I’m never super bummed because, I mean, c’mon, they’re just fucking T-shirts. I can buy them whenever the fuck I want. Do you guys buy $100 striped T-shirts? WELL, THAT’S WHY YOU NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY FOR EXPENSIVE SOCKS AND INCENSE. MYSTERY SOLVED. I’ve got a shit ton of fancy incense. I’ll trade you some for a whimsical tee.