We must accept the fact that there are some things in life that we may never truly understand. Like, the origin of life. Or, why girls love Target so much. Or, how Birkenstocks can be so fucking ugly, yet so fucking cool at the same time. While we can’t explain how something can be so hideous that it magically evolves into something dope, we for sure can compile a definitive list of ugly ducklings that grew into really cool, but still totally ugly ass swans.