You just watched Charles Barkley grab a bunch of rebounds or saw how cool Tupac looked in Juice. Great. It’s a hot summer day, and you decide to emulate the style and gear from two of your favorite ‘90s legends. Or maybe you want to look as cool as Steve McQueen. One big problem: You walk out of the house and get called a hipster. Now, no matter how cool you want to look—your day is ruined. There’s no recovering from the “H” word, and especially if you live in a place not called New York City, you’ll forever be typecast as some who is dressing up to look ironic.