Sack up and do it with confidence.
Still hesitant? Here's why you need to grab the proverbial machete and start hacking away at the proverbial brush. Pubic hair traps bacteria and moisture, which is what creates that unmistakable odor that unfailingly elicits "smells like balls." Secondly, it will improve your overall aesthetic and appearance (translation: your dick will look bigger). And third, you know how you get a short haircut in the summertime 'cause of the heat? Word. Time to sack up.