Stop being weird and get in there. It's your dick. You've manhandled it upwards of 900,000 times. It can literally handle a beating, so why are you scared of it now? Squat over your toilet or in the shower, and start stretching everything out like a giant wad of chewed-up bubblebum. You know how you stretch out your face when you're shaving so that everything's nice and flat? Do that, except with your penis and nutsack.
Once you're prepped, dive right in.
Nov. 4–5, 2017 in Long Beach, CAExclusive drops, one-of-a-kind art, and
riveting panels featuring André 3000
A$AP Ferg · Don C · Lonzo Ball and more
Performances by N*E*R*D · Gucci Mane
Young Thug · M.I.A. · A-TRAK
DJ Khaled · Jaden Smith and more