Ben says: "He's an upwardly-mobile head of household, a marketer's dream and he's probably trying to figure out how to buy a better car than you."

"Buy a Boat" Cat is really Bjork's husband in the "Triumph of a Heart" music video, but that doesn't make him any less stylish. In fact, we're sure if more cats followed in his stylish footsteps, they could be married to super rich, capricious musical weirdos too.