In my experience, Lanvin sneakers are fairly polarizing footwear. You either like them or dislike them and, honestly, I don’t know how which camp I fall into yet. Normally I’m like, “Nah, I’ll just get some Jack Purcells instead,” but then I think that if I was super loaded, I’d probably buy a pair of these just to see if they're any different from other sneakers. Then again, if I was super loaded, I’d probably buy shit just to buy shit because that’s what rich people do. I WISH I WAS CONSPICUOUSLY WEALTHY SO BADLY. You guys think the rich douchebags we’ve profiled on Four Pins are bad? Toss ya boy a few extra G-bars and you'll see a whole new definition of gauche.