WWE Superstar: The Undertaker
Let's play a game: Undertaker or Public School fall/winter 2012? Seriously, if the clothes were made in his size, the Undertaker would probably wear Dao-Yi Chow and Maxwell Osborne-designed pieces as he chokeslams and piledrives fellow wrestlers into the afterlife.
Is Undertaker the O.G. street goth? One thing's for sure, he's the only guy who wasn't born pre-1920 that we can't make fun of for donning a floppy-brimmed hat.