You have such a hard-on for #menswear that you saved up for months for a bespoke linen suit to go with the other wool ones in your closet. You feel naked without a pocket square and have more ties that you will ever wear in your lifetime. Unfortunately, summer is the worst possible time to be dressed up. Also, the dudes in suits that bag all the hot girls get the attention because they are either 1) really, really rich or 2) really, really good looking. So unless you're loaded or ripped, that suit won't be doing you any favors with the ladies.
10. You don't feel fully dressed without a sportcoat and tie.