5. You'd rather pass out from heat exhaustion than wear shorts.
Unless you live in Antarctica or any sort of place that ends with "Pole" you have no excuse to not own at least one pair of shorts. From affordable pairs to designer joints from the likes of Saint Laurent and streetwear offerings from Black Scale, even dedicated street goths can rock a pair easily. Stodgy menswear dudes who are too busy singing the praises of pants are robbing themselves of the super refreshing feeling when a blast of cool wind hits your legs.