Actor Cary Grant reportedly said, "If I want to wear short sleeves, I'll roll them up." Well you know what? It's 2013 and Cary Grant is dead. If he were alive today, he would be a victim of global warming like the rest of us, and he'd have no choice but to get some short-sleeve shirts. Back in his day, they were associated with nerds and Mormon missionaires-but now, companies like WHARF make versions that fit well and look great. Meanwhile, "The Book of Mormon" is the hottest ticket on Broadway. Who's got the last laugh now, Cary Grant?!
6. You have an irrational fear of short-sleeve button downs.