The Best Looks From Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014: Part I

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Costume National S/S 2014

Colonel Mustard in the building! And yes, YOU TOO can be the one killin' 'em in the parlor with the wrench.

Costume National S/S 2014

At this point, the whole asymmetrical biker jacket thing is a little tired, but white Chelsea boots? Fresh to death.

Jil Sander S/S 2014

In true Jil Sander form, the iconic designer sent several extremely basic looks down the runway, made special by thoughtful details and, in this case, incredible hand-painted oxford shoes.

Jil Sander S/S 2014

See what we mean?

Jil Sander S/S 2014

Cholo buttoning has no doubt been the styling move of choice this season, while matching print garments are also v prevalent.

Les Hommes S/S 2014

Looking to stay cool, but stylish next summer? Then don't layer a leather T-shirt under your suit.

Les Hommes S/S 2014

You can always lose the jacket and wear a shirt that isn't ALL leather for a slightly less sweaty look.

Neil Barrett S/S 2014

Short sleeved sweatshirts are amongst the world leaders in impractical clothing, but with a version this nice we really couldn't give less of a fuck.

Neil Barrett S/S 2014

The easiest way to achieve the hourglass shape you've always wanted.

Calvin Klein Collection S/S 2014

Bomber jackets on top of bomber jackets is a great way to get the most out of the bomber jacket trend.

Calvin Klein Collection S/S 2014

Forget that shit we said about biker jackets being played out, so long as navy blue crocodile is involved.

Calvin Klein Collection S/S 2014

Forget homie's mandals for a minute and understand that this is THE look for S/S 14—pick a single color and wear that shit head to toe, all day, every day.

Prada S/S 2014

Damn, Prada got moves! If you're not rocking layered nature prints like Bob Ross was your stylist, then you are straight losing, son.

Prada S/S 2014

Bob Ross lifestyle. Might not make it.

Prada S/S 2014

The print on this jacket reminds me of a painting your dad throws up in his mint bachelor pad after he gets divorced.

Missioni S/S 2014

For our money, Missoni unveiled the strongest collection from Milan thus far, complete with unexpected knits, prints, and overall next-levelness combined with unprecedented wearability.

Missioni S/S 2014

The recent 2.0 upgrade to corny Hawaiian/bowling shirts is looking very user friendly.

Missioni S/S 2014

Cozy boy suiting may have just reached its pinnacle.

Woolrich John Rich & Bros S/S 2014

Graphic T-shirt, khaki shorts and floral lightweight jacket? Sure man, whatever. See you at the mall all the cool guys shop at.

Woolrich John Rich & Bros S/S 2014

The cholo is dead! Long live the cholo!