1. You have the rest of your life to look old and boring.
Belding was such a fuddy-duddy though. At least Zack, Screech, and Slater knew that the most important part of being young was dressing the part. That means embracing bold style and having fun with your clothes. You don't have to dress in that "classic" and "timeless" stuff all the time. You're not fully grown-up yet, why should your wardrobe be?