Hey my dude, you need some more trousers in your life. You just do. Don’t question it. This is exactly like all those times your mom made you go to the mall to buy some "sensible slacks," except we’ll never call them "slacks" because that is the weirdest fucking word in the entire English language. We will call them pants, trousers, long shorts, whatever, just not slacks. NEVER SLACKS. These long shorts from Norse Projects are simple enough to satisfy your mom and simple enough to satisfy you lamest Internet friend who, according to his Twitter bio, is the "Fashion Editor" of his some website that doesn't even own its own domain name.